14 jobs I will never have (and I'm OK with that):
• Police Officer •
I have WAY too much anxiety in my normal, every day life. I would not be able to function if my life was always on the line!
• Brain Surgeon •
Again, too much anxiety. What if I sliced something incorrectly?! Also, I don't feel like going through that much schooling.
My husband is an engineer. It sounds soooooo boring. (Sorry, babe.)
• Pro Basketball Player •
I'm too short and chubby. Basketball was my least favorite sport in gym class. But I loved archery! Maybe I could be a professional archer. I could be Mrs. Robin Hood!
• Movie Actress •
It would be lovely to make kajillions of dollars, but eh. I'm not really that interested. Plus, the paparazzi sound like a bunch of jerks.
My first ever job was at a coffee shop when I was 15. It sucked. If I ever get the opportunity to do that again, I'm gonna pass.
• Geologist •
That's right up there with "engineer" on my list of Most Horrifically Boring Jobs Ever.
• Arachnologist •
Yeah, I had to look that one up. It's a scientist that studies spiders. No thanks. I get shudders just thinking about it.
• Ghost Hunter •
I've seen tons of ghost hunting shows on TV, and if they ever once actually had any tangible proof, I might look into it because it sounds kind of awesome.
• Flight Attendant •
I hate flying.
• Taxidermist •
I don't think I need to explain this one.
• Underwear Model •
Also self-explanatory.
Side note: Do NOT search for stock photos of underwear models unless you want to look at porn by accident.
• Repo Man (or Woman) •
I keep seeing previews for that movie with Jude Law. Creeeepy! Damn he's super hot though.
• Nun •
Too late to get married to God. I already tied the knot!
What job do you never want to have?
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